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I am not a prophet.
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But sometimes
I have prophetic dreams.
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Like the one where I was
at a garden party.
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Excuse me.
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Everyone, I have
a brief announcement to make.
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Jesus was black,
Ronald Reagan was the devil,
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and the government
is lyin' about 9/11.
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Thank you for your time
and good night.
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No!
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That can't be true!
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Unhand me!
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Hi-ya!
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He's on fire!
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Somebody get some water.
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Ow!
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Mm-hm. You havin' that dream
where you made
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the white people riot,
weren't ya?
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But I was tellin' the truth!
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How many times have I told you,
you better not even dream
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about tellin' white folk
the truth?
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You understand me?
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Shoot.
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Makin' white people riot.
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You better learn
how to lie like me.
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I'm gonna find me a white man
and lie to him right now.
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? I am the stone
The builder refused ?
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? I am the visual
The inspiration ?
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? That made lady
Sing the blues ?
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? I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ?
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? The same spark
That lights the dark ?
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? So that you can know
Your left from your right ?
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? I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ?
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? The inner glow
That lets you know ?
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? To call your brother sun ?
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? The story that just begun ?
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? The promise
Of what's to come ?
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? And I'm a remain a soldier ?
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? Till the war is won ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop ?
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? Work it out, yeah?
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? Everybody work that body
Move your body ?
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? To the beat ?
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? Everybody move that body ?
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? Oh, yeeeaaah ?
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? Yeah ?
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Sorry, Billy Blanks,
but why buy the tape
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when you can get
the infomercial for free?
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Whew!
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What the hell?
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Boys!
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Would one of y'all like
to explain this?
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Uh...
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You mean, the orange juice
or the miniskirt?
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Which one of y'all drank
the last glass of orange juice?
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That's the last full day's
supply of vitamin C.
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What am I supposed to do
about my vitamin C now?
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Y'all need to start
appreciatin' your granddaddy.
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I went and spent
your inheritance
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on this beautiful house
in this neighborhood.
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And all I ask you to do
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is act like you got some class.
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Hey, what's class?
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It means don't act
like niggas.
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S-see? That's what
I'm talkin' about right there.
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We don't use the N-word
in this house.
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Granddad, you said the word
"nigga" 46 times yesterday.
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I counted.
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Nigga, hush.
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Now, you may not like it,
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but I moved y'all out here
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to expand your horizon.
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There's a new white man
out here.
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He's refined.
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For example, did you know
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that the new white man
loves gourmet cheese?
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Wait.
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I'm sorry,
did you say cheese?
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Yep, cheese.
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You give the meanest white man
a piece of cheese,
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and he turn into Mr. Rogers.
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Granddad,
that doesn't make sense.
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Don't you talk back to me.
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Granddad, you can't tame
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the white supremacist
power structure with cheese!
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Oh, yes, I can!
No, you can't!
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Yes, I can!
No, you can not!
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Cheese.
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How can somebody that old
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say somethin' that stupid?
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I know about white people too.
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Like, when they talk,
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they say the whole word, like this.
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Why'd he even move us out here?
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Probably did it
just to make us miserable.
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And white people take time out to study.
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I hate this place.
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And white people arrest you.
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Man.
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Hey!
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Looks like the feds.
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Who the hell could be
knockin' on this door
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this early in the mornin'?
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If it's a Jehovah Witness,
I'm kickin' his ass.
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Yes?
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I'm looking for Robert Freeman.
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I'm Robert Freeman.
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I'm Ed Wuncler.
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From Wuncler's
Savings and Loan.
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Uh, so?
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I own the bank
that owns your house.
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Oh, well...
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Come in, sir.
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Welcome to your house.
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Robert, my family founded
Woodcrest over 170 years ago.
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I was born here,
and I still live here.
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I consider this place
to be family,
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and I'm very selective
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about who I allow
in to that family.
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You understand
what I'm saying, Robert?
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Hey, yes,
I totally understand.
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Would you like some...
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cheese?
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Did you just offer me cheese?
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Yes, I did.
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I'd love some cheese, thank you.
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Hm.
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Riley!
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Go get the fancy cheese.
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I'd like to ask some questions,
if you don't mind.
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Are you gay, and if so,
do you have a gay lover
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living with you in the house?
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Gay? No, I'm not gay.
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I mean, I happen to think
a man looks nice
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with good hair and a ponytail.
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But, no, mm-mm, I'm not gay.
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What's your position
on gay marriage?
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Well, first of all,
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I believe all marriage
is wrong.
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Good one, good.
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Uh, you don't look
like you associate
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with any Muslims,
Arabs, you know.
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People of terrorist descent?
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Uh, well...
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We got Kraft,
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and we got Velveeta.
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Your grandson?
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Afraid so. Ahem.
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You know, I have a grandson too.
He's...
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Is that right?
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Well, heh-heh-heh,
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this has been delightful.
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Well, it's really been
a pleasure, Mr., uh...
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I-Own-Everything.
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We should get together soon
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and have, uh...
more cheese.
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Like a nice Brie
or a G-Gouda...
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G-Gayda- Gouda.
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Heh. You know, you're
my kind of guy, Freeman.
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Old school.
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What are you doin' tomorrow?
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We're throwin' a garden party
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for my grandson.
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He just got back from Iraq.
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You should stop by,
meet some of the neighbors.
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Bring the kids.
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Sounds like a splendid idea.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Uh, thanks for stoppin' by.
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Cheers.
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Huey!
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This damn thing looks real.
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Can I have my gun back?
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Son of a-!
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A garden party?
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Yeah, boy.
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I might buy sandals
and new underwear.
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Oh, you shot me!
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Granddad tried
to assassinate me.
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Boy, what did I tell ya?
This is the new white man.
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He's distinguished.
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Granddad, I do not sip tea
with the enemy.
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You could force me to go,
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but you cannot force me
to be someone I'm not.
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The hell I can't!
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You gonna go and you're
not gonna embarrass me
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in front of my new neighbors,
or I'm gonna beat your ass.
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Why can't we be ourselves, huh?
Why can't I be me?
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Are you ashamed of us?
Very.
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We never asked to move here
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with your precious
new white people, Granddad.
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Didn't ask?
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Well, you didn't ask for us
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to be attacked
by dogs and fire hoses,
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so you can live here,
but we did it anyway.
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Oh, here he go again with
the dogs and the fire hoses.
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Shoot, we were attacked
by dogs and fire hoses.
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Were you attacked?
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I-I don't know what difference
that makes.
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Because it's like
the whole generation
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tries to take credit for
what happened to some people.
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That's ridiculous.
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Now, see-
Well, you know...
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Uh, what had happened was...
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Get out of here.
Go, go, go!
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Come on, get out of here.
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Aw, man.
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I missed it.
Was it bad?
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Did they do the thing
with the fire hoses?
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What do you think, chump?
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Damn, what's eatin' you?
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A goddamn German shepherd,
that's what.
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Where was you?
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I-I had to go back
to the apartment
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'cause I forgot my raincoat.
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You went to-? You-?
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This nigga went to get
a motherfuckin' raincoat.
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I can't believe you.
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We all been watchin'
the same news.
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The police been doin'
this fire hose thing all week.
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I just assumed
we'd all wear our raincoat.
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Damn it, Robert.
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Who the hell comes
to a march with a raincoat?
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Bet you wish
you had a coat now.
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You son of a bitch!
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Remember what Dr. King said!
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Who actually got hit with
the fire hose ain't important.
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Now, we goin' to this party,
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and your black asses
are gonna behave.
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If I'm lucky, I'll find myself
a nice white woman
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with a flat booty
who'll listen to my problems.
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Now, the word for the day is "behave. "
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H-E-A-V-E.
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Behave.
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I'm comin', I'm comin'.
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Excuse me. Out of the way,
Kunta Kinte! Yes, sir.
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How can I help ya?
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Excuse me?
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Oh, Lord have mercy.
Security. Security.
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We got a Code Black.
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Code Black at the main gate.
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Ruckus, what the hell
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is a Code Black?
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There are some hungry-lookin'
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niggas at the front gate.
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What y'all doin' here?
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Deliveries are in the back.
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Well, my name is Robert Freeman,
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I was invited here
by Ed Wuncler.
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Well, I'm Ruckus.
Uncle Ruckus, no relation.
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And I work for Mr. Wuncler.
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And you slick niggas
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ain't gonna fast-talk your way
into this here party.
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Ruckus, what the hell
are you doing?
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Uh, Mr. Freeman,
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I'm sorry.
Please, come this way.
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See, boys?
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And you thought we'd be
the only black people.
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Robert!
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Glad you made it, Robert.
This is my grandson, Ed III.
263
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,175
How are you?
264
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,744
Whassup y'all, what's good?
265
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:22,148
Uh... so I understand
you just got back from Iraq.
266
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,217
For real?
267
00:11:23,218 --> 00:11:24,618
Yo, what's it like?
268
00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,920
What's it like?
269
00:11:26,921 --> 00:11:28,421
What I supposed
to say to that?
270
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:30,791
It was cool, there was bitches?
271
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:32,793
Okay, there was bitches,
but a lot of them had,
272
00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:34,429
you know, they was covered up
273
00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:36,330
in them curtains and stuff
they be wearin'.
274
00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:38,667
But I digress.
275
00:11:38,668 --> 00:11:40,302
It was war!
276
00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:41,804
It was war, basically.
277
00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:43,205
War, you know what that's like?
278
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,773
Motherfuckers be,
like, shootin':
279
00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:48,879
Bombs blowin' up.
280
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,380
And, you know,
the shit scared me.
281
00:11:50,381 --> 00:11:51,648
It scared the shit out of me.
282
00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:54,219
Matter of fact, I shit on myself
over a dozen times
283
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:57,288
and ran out of toilet paper
after the second time.
284
00:11:57,289 --> 00:11:59,624
So you know
what that meant, right?
285
00:12:00,861 --> 00:12:03,763
I had to use the thumb, man.
It was kind of nasty.
286
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,397
But, you know,
the good thing about it
287
00:12:05,398 --> 00:12:07,167
was they stopped taking me
out on patrol.
288
00:12:07,168 --> 00:12:08,768
'Cause my name
became "Stink Bomb. "
289
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:10,036
You know what I'm sayin'?
290
00:12:10,037 --> 00:12:12,205
They said, you know,
I was giving away our position
291
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,606
because of the shit smell.
292
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,609
That was fine with me,
you know what I'm sayin'.
293
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,111
They- They wanted
to leave me back.
294
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,846
And I was like:
"Well, fuck y'all.
295
00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:21,415
"Y'all go ahead on 'cause
I don't need y'all anyway.
296
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,553
I'm rich, bitch. "
297
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:29,259
The fuck y'all looking at?
298
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:31,128
Hey, li'I man.
299
00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:33,797
Like guns?
300
00:12:33,798 --> 00:12:35,265
Yeah!
301
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,034
C'mon.
302
00:12:37,035 --> 00:12:39,270
Come on, let's get that drink.
303
00:12:46,111 --> 00:12:48,713
Well, you should definitely see The Passion.
304
00:12:48,714 --> 00:12:50,482
It's a very important movie.
305
00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:52,485
Couldn't see it.
White Jesus.
306
00:12:52,486 --> 00:12:54,120
Excuse me?
307
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,354
Come on, man.
308
00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:58,391
It's supposed to be
all historically accurate,
309
00:12:58,392 --> 00:12:59,626
and they still have
a white man
310
00:12:59,627 --> 00:13:00,860
playin' Jesus?
311
00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:03,730
That's some old bullshit.
312
00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:06,201
Young man, you speak so well.
313
00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:11,673
Well,
314
00:13:11,674 --> 00:13:13,508
la-di-da-di-do.
315
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:15,643
Look like we got us the winner
316
00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:18,914
of the Lucky-Nigga-of-the-Year
award.
317
00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:21,651
Ah.
318
00:13:21,652 --> 00:13:25,488
They must think
the sun shine out your ass.
319
00:13:25,489 --> 00:13:27,824
Mr. Wuncler's
been very nice, yes.
320
00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:31,028
They must think you
Sidney fucking Poitier.
321
00:13:31,029 --> 00:13:32,296
Well,
322
00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:34,865
I been workin'
for Mr. Wuncler for 20 years.
323
00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:37,703
I ain't never got invited
to the party.
324
00:13:37,704 --> 00:13:40,906
Shoot, he don't even let me
use the front door.
325
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,474
But you wouldn't know
about that,
326
00:13:42,475 --> 00:13:45,745
now, would ya, Mr. Tibbs?
327
00:13:45,746 --> 00:13:47,546
Oh, yeah.
328
00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:49,916
They must think
your shit smell
329
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:53,554
like spring daisies
and cinnamon.
330
00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:56,223
Check this out.
331
00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:57,291
Wow.
332
00:13:57,292 --> 00:14:00,461
Are those real?
333
00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,130
Real?
334
00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:03,798
Put it this way:
335
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:07,202
if I pick one up
and put it to your face,
336
00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:09,739
pull the trigger,
will you be dead?
337
00:14:16,046 --> 00:14:17,214
And all I'm saying is,
338
00:14:17,215 --> 00:14:19,551
Ronald Reagan was the devil.
339
00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:23,388
You are such
an articulate young man.
340
00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:24,955
I'm tryin' to explain to you
341
00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:26,858
that Ronald Reagan was
the devil.
342
00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:28,794
Ronald Wilson Reagan.
343
00:14:28,795 --> 00:14:31,062
Each of his names
has six letters.
344
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,731
Six-six-six.
345
00:14:32,732 --> 00:14:34,500
Man, doesn't that offend you?
346
00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:37,003
I love this kid.
347
00:14:37,004 --> 00:14:39,172
Stop that.
What are you doin'?
348
00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:40,508
Stop clappin'.
349
00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:44,111
Having a good time, Robert?
350
00:14:44,112 --> 00:14:45,780
I-It's, uh...
351
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:48,282
Come on,
have a drink with me.
352
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:50,452
You look nervous.
353
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:54,723
Do I make you nervous,
Free-man?
354
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:56,726
Nervous? No.
355
00:14:56,727 --> 00:15:00,462
I was just, uh, keepin' an eye
out for the boys.
356
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,565
This is a lovely party.
357
00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:04,868
The only joy
I get from these parties
358
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,737
is standing around,
telling mean-spirited jokes
359
00:15:07,738 --> 00:15:09,873
at other people's expense.
360
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,643
I do that too.
361
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,111
Check out that guy.
362
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:17,548
Why is his face
all twisted up like that?
363
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,052
Looks like he jacks off
with Icy Hot.
364
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,126
He looks like
he just shit a gerbil.
365
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,232
A gerbil.
366
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,036
Sorry, I'll be right back.
367
00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:38,839
Tell me this,
368
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,776
why was all the video recordin'
369
00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:43,011
of the Pentagon attack
seized by the FBI
370
00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:44,613
and never seen again?
371
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,748
He speaks so well.
372
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:48,084
He's adorable.
373
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,352
Are you even listenin'
374
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:51,187
to what I'm sayin'?
375
00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:52,822
Nigga, if you ruin
this party for me,
376
00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:55,659
I'll put my-
Ruin the party? They love me.
377
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,328
These people aren't worried
about us.
378
00:15:57,329 --> 00:16:00,230
They're not worried
about anything. They're rich.
379
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:01,465
No matter what happens,
380
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,868
these people will
just keep applaudin'.
381
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,742
Ahem. Attention please.
382
00:16:10,743 --> 00:16:14,013
My name is Uncle Ruckus,
no relation.
383
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:18,518
I want to sing y'all a brand
new song I just wrote called:
384
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,388
"Don't Trust Them New Niggas
Over There. "
385
00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:24,290
Sing along
if you know the words.
386
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:33,302
? Don't trust them new niggas
Over there?
387
00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:37,506
? Leavin' they nigga essence
In the air?
388
00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:40,477
? Them happy
Nappy-head niggas?
389
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:42,145
? With their fingers?
390
00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:43,546
? On the triggers?
391
00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:46,751
? Don't trust them new niggas
Over there?
392
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:51,655
Are you sure that vest'll stop
this shotgun?
393
00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:55,027
Man, I'm like the Terminator
in this vest.
394
00:16:56,496 --> 00:16:58,997
? What the hell They doin' here anyway??
395
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:02,134
What? You don't believe me?
396
00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:03,836
Go ahead!
397
00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:05,105
Pull the trigger.
398
00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:07,840
Now, are you sure that-?
399
00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,410
I said pull that trigger now!
400
00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:11,345
You wanna play rough?
401
00:17:11,346 --> 00:17:12,613
Okay.
402
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:16,952
? Don't trust them big nostrils
Over yonder?
403
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:21,790
? They'll suck up so much air
It'll make you wonder?
404
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,926
? Don't trust them new niggas?
405
00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:26,963
? With their squatty little
Nigga-figures?
406
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:30,466
? Don't trust them new niggas?
407
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,137
? Over there?
408
00:17:37,108 --> 00:17:40,546
I think the N-word is okay,
as long as they say it.
409
00:17:43,515 --> 00:17:44,882
See?
410
00:17:44,883 --> 00:17:47,721
Say hello to my little friend.
411
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,202
Fuck y'all lookin' at?
412
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,326
Hey, you think we in trouble?
413
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:24,461
You shot his grandson
out the window.
414
00:18:24,462 --> 00:18:25,629
What you think?
415
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:28,966
I don't know.
416
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,234
I didn't want to move here,
417
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,071
but I don't really want Granddad
to lose his house.
418
00:18:33,072 --> 00:18:35,507
He worked his whole life
to get here.
419
00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:39,278
Man, I like that house.
420
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:42,014
Oh, well, I shot a nigga!
421
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:48,154
Mr. Wuncler,
422
00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:52,159
I'm... sorry about
the whole, you know,
423
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,329
my grandson shooting
your grandson
424
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,798
out of the window thing.
425
00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:57,866
Are you mad?
426
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,969
In 30 years,
427
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:04,406
that boy will be the president
of the United States.
428
00:19:04,407 --> 00:19:06,910
And he'll still
be a fucking idiot.
429
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:08,912
Whew.
430
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:11,748
Now, are we gonna have
that drink or what?
431
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,753
Glad you were able
to make it, Robert.
432
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,088
To the old school.
433
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,890
To the old school.