"Kodomo no Omocha"
The rumor that I love you is true. Yes it is.
Whether you're awake or asleep…
You can't avoid it,
…so don't worry about it.
If I sneak into your heart by ridding you of that other love…
…is that a sin?
At sunset, when the children go home,
today's incident is burning love!
You can be sure of it!
7 O'Clock News!
Please, our relationship…
Ah, don't condemn me for a true kiss…
This town without fire…
Let's ignite it with our love!
Ah, don't live carelessly!
That's asking for too much!
I'm Kurata Sana, age 11. I'm a sixth grader,
who's also in Gekidan Komawari, and active as an entertainer.
Sagami Rei-kun. He's both my chauffeur and my manager,
as well as my boyfriend and pimp!
Mama. She's an Aoki Laureate novelist who keeps a chipmunk on her head.
And this is the fiend who is in my class, 6th Grade 3rd Class, Hayama Akito!
He's like the devil!
Thanks to Hayama, the class is a shambles!
He makes me so irritated, my mood graph is all tied up in knots!
Do something about him!
Stop this! Stop already, you guys!
Cut that out, you guys! I can't put up with any more of this! I'm about to…
What are you going to do, Sensei?
I don't mind going public with this.
Cut it out already, would you, Hayama?
Yeah!
Cut it out, Hayama-kun!
We can't have class like this!
It's unbelievable! Every day, you do the same foolish things!
Hayama, you really are the worst! You're an idiot!
He's more the devil than an idiot! The devil!
Uh oh, now I've started it.
Akito-kun…
—Hayama, the devil! The devil's boy! —Hayama, the devil! The devil's boy!
—Go back to the land of devils! —Go back to the land of devils!
You've got a lot of nerve, girls!
What are you talking about!? You're the guys that suck up to Hayama so much!
Hold it!
Are you running away?
Hey.
Whoa! What are you doing!? Come on, let me go!
All he has to say is "hey," and you guys listen to him?
What are you, dogs? Come on, say "woof" for me!
Hayama-san is going to wash his face. Don't bother him!
Hold it, Hayama!
You're the boss monkey of Monkey Mountain!
Don't try putting on airs! You're the ooze of 3rd Class! Ooze!
And before long, someone is going to make you into oozecakes,
sprinkle you with soy flour, and eat you up!
You mean kudzu cakes, like these!
Oh, now I've said it…
Huh?
Sana-chan, you did it!
You're the first one who's ever been able to stand up to him!
It was just too big a hassle, or I would have done it sooner.
We've been inwardly hoping for you, Sana-chan.
Still, I wonder if they'll harass Sana-chan now.
Hmph! Let them come!
It may be a hassle, but at this point, what choice do I have?
What else can I do? I'm not about to lose to that guy.
Fire!!
"The Whole Classroom is a Monkey Mountain"
"Boys' Restroom"
Akito-kun,
thank goodness. I thought you might start hitting Sana-chan.
Hayama-san, let's let that girl have it!
J-just a minute, Gomi-kun, that's so barbaric…
She went on TV and became all full of herself!
Her mom's an Aoki Laureate novelist, so she's rich, and lives in a huge house.
She's full of herself.
Her mom's a weirdo, though.
Let's give it to her, Hayama-san!
We'll do it after school.
All right, Hayama-san!
—Party! Party! —Party! Party! —Party! Party!
Guys, wash your hands!
Y-you can't…
—Festival! Fireworks! Woo-hoo! —Festival! Fireworks! Woo-hoo! —Festival! Fireworks! Woo-hoo!
—Break out the Mikoshi shrines! —Break out the Mikoshi shrines! —Break out the Mikoshi shrines!
Wash your hands!
"We'll do it after school."
Okay then, let's go!
Sana-chan, be careful, okay?
It's all right. They're taping "Child's Toy" today,
so Rei-kun will be coming to pick me up in his car.
I'll just do this all the way to the school gate,
Hayama and the others can't get close to me!
Behold! This is the gateball-stick handling I learned from Gekidan Komawari!
It also takes calcium and some DHA…
Incredible!
But why gateball?
I hit myself…
That's the incredible part about Gekidan Komawari.
Gekidan Komawari is truly awesome.
Sana-chan, this is terrible!
Mami-chan has been taken away by the boys!
Eh? Why Mami-chan!?
Remember earlier?
Hayama, the devil! The devil's boy! Go back to the land of devils!
Mami-chan said some pretty awful things.
But I said a lot more than she did!
Akito-kun is saying that you're too much for him, Sana-chan.
Eh? What?
How should I say, it's like the cobra and the mongoose…
Here's the idea.
That image just now makes me out to be the cobra, doesn't it?
It kind of did, yeah.
Never mind that, where's Mami-chan?
She's in the back yard!
Sana-chan, good luck. You're the only one who can stop Akito-kun.
What's going on, Tsuyoshi-kun?
Whose side are you on? You usually stick close to Hayama.
I wish he would mend his troublesome ways. I like Akito-kun, after all.
Gag me.
You keep out of this, you homo!
It's not like that…
It's not love or anything, I love… it's girls that I…
I like you, Sana-chan!
He seems to be screaming a declaration of love for you.
It's too bad. I've got my pimp Rei-kun, after all.
Eh? Are you serious?
Geez! Never mind, everyone, what about Mami-chan?
That's right!
Help!
Whoa, that's dirty! She's swallowing the algae from the pond!
You said some interesting things earlier, huh?
About me being the child of the devil?
So then, was there anything else?
Hayama-san is asking you! Go on, tell him.
Mami-chan!
Out of the way, you dummies! How could you do this!?
Mami-chan, are you all right?
Sana-chan…!
Wow, that's terrible!
That's going too far!
How could you do that!?
Mami-chan…
What were you guys thinking!?
—Shut up. —Mami-chan, can you walk?
—Get her to the nurse's office, quick! —I'll go get my gym clothes.
Hayama…
What? Are you all right? You're trembling.
I'm trembling out of anger. I've never trembled out of anger before.
Eh? This is your first time, huh? Congratulations.
This is the first time I've ever hit anyone, too.
This will be the first time I've ever hit a girl.
—Sana-chan! —Sana-chan! —Sana-chan!
Akito-kun!
Go on and try hitting me, if you can!
If you can keep up with this step that I learned at Gekidan Komawari, that is!
But if you can't keep up, you can run away…
Now you've done it!
I can't put up with you any more!
I didn't do anything.
At this point, we're going to have a private talk. You come with me.
Well, now, it's just the two of us. We're not children here.
Why don't we split our butts and talk here, hmm?
It's "spill our guts." Our butts are already split.
Don't change the subject.
Usually, when it comes to grades on tests,
Tsuyoshi-kun comes first, then you're second smartest, right?
You're not all that stupid, so why is it that you do nothing but stupid things?
Search me. Maybe because I am stupid.
Answer me seriously!
What exactly is it that you don't like!?
I don't like anything.
That means you, too.
—He's incredibly strong… —Don't interfere in what I do.
If you butt in one more time, then starting tomorrow,
you're going to start having a hard time of it.
Sana-chan?
Hayama-san…
Sana-chan, are you all right?
Hayama!
I'm not scared by your threats! Just you watch!
Now that I've run out of foursquarence, I'm going to teach you a lesson in terror!
Nyahh on you!
Don't you mean "run out of forbearance"? What was that "four-square" business?
I'm really not taking this anymore!
I am not going to let him have his way any longer!
Fire!!
Sana-chan! You say you're going to make your first appearance
in a two-hour drama? That's fabulous!
Congratulations! Good luck!
Thanks.
But there's something else that I'm going to need even more luck with.
Though not a whole lot more…
How am I going to defeat him? That's the question.
Don't interfere in what I do. If you butt in one more time,
then starting tomorrow, you're going to start having a hard time of it.
He's incredibly strong…
It's no use! I can't beat him with force!
Ee-yow!
I'm a girl, and I can't beat him by force.
"Child's Toy Fitness Time Special" I'm a girl, and I can't beat him by force.
"Child's Toy Fitness Time Special" Yow… you could win easy…
What can I do to beat him?
What can you do? Wow, Sana-chan, you're awl fired up, huh?
You can win, you can win.
There's a goah-geous prize waiting for the winn-uh
of today's "Child's Toy Fitness Time Special"
Huh? Didn't I show the prize? Hey, how about it?
"Congratulations on your victory" This week's Sana-chan.
"Congratulations on your victory"
What should I do to beat him?
♪ What should I do to beat him, Sri Lanka ?♪
—I see. So she won before anyone realized what was happening, —♪What should I do to meat him…♪
and got this personality assessment notebook?
—She was like that the whole way home in the car. —♪What shrimp I do to meat him…♪
—I'm a little bit concerned. —♪have a shrimp fry?♪
Right now, there isn't any trouble,
—but we never know —Favorite drink, coffee…
—when anything is going to happen… —Favorite expression, "Bon-san ripped a fart…"
—Once something does happen… Sensei? —♪What should I do, Sri Lanka?♪
—Oh, here are my results. —♪What should I do, Sri Lanka?♪
Goodness, it says that I have the personality of an angel.
—"You are kind to everyone, —You're kidding, right?
—and loved by everyone." —Let me see that, please.
Sana, I've got something to tell you.
In order to turn the fight to your favor,
the best thing you can do is to hit your opponent in his weak spot.
Hit his weak spot?
Oh, I can do that, huh?
Sensei, that's playing dirty.
Sometimes, people have to play dirty in life!
"Sana-chan Sings"
♪ Hit him in his weak spot! Play dirty! ♪
♪ Hayama's weak spot, funya-funya, henyara-honyara ♪
♪ You got it, Sana-chan! You can beat him, Sana-chan! ♪
♪ Take advantage of his weakness, hohoi no hoi ♪
♪ Playing unfair is the banner of justice! ♪
Yay!
That's it!
Hey! Move it, move it!
Hayama-san coming through! Make way!
So, you're here, Hayama…
Go ahead, Hayama-san.
Take this, Hayama! We'll start with a snake!
Just a toy one, though.
Sheesh, that's not it, huh? Okay then, a lizard! Centipede! Water beetle!
Praying Mantis! Frog!
—Caterpillar! African snail! —What are you doing!?
—Sea cucumber! Sea hare! —Kurata!
Hayama!
I still have a lot more!
Leeks! Onions! Green peppers! Carrots! Celery!
Jason!
Dracula!
Anatomy model!
Even you must be shaking, ready to say "Sana-chan, I give up!"
Hayama! You're not scared at all, huh!? Okay!
In that case, I'll show you what true terror is!
Listen! Listen! Listen to this!
Huh…?
How do you like this!?
Would you cut it out, alrea… dy…!?
What's the deal with that?
Y-you don't think that he's so far removed from humans
that he doesn't have a single weak spot…?
Ah, Tsuyoshi-kun… Tsuyoshi-kun, you'd have to know. That's it!
Tsuyoshi-kun, you know, don't you?
Hayama's weak spot?
Eh? I-I, uh…
Come on, spit it out.
You'll feel better if you spit it out.
B-but, that's not something I could…
Come on, come on,
you want to help fix your dear Hayama's troublesome areas, right?
Tell me, tell me.
Are you going to tell me?
W-what's up with that?
I get it! He was laughing me off! I get it, I get it. He got me, he got me.
So, what are you doing to me here, Hayama!?
Stop that!
Take your seats!
Geez, those idiots!
Let's go visit Mami-chan on our way home.
She must still be in shock, huh?
What's he doing?
Why, you…! But until I find his weak spot,
I just have to put up with it, put up with it!
See here!
If you don't like it, why don't you go call Tanaka-sensei?
Yeah! Yeah! "Help me, Tanaka-sensei!"
Tanaka-sensei!
Enough! Stop it, you lunkheads!
—Hold her down! —Right!
Ho ho ho! I can't be caught by the likes of you!
You got it.
Scissors…?
Let her have it!
What are you doing, you perverts!?
How ugly! That's what you get!
They got me. How could I let this happen?
But I'm wearing bloomers, so no problem!
Come on by, anyone who wants to see them!
Hayama! Did you order them to do this!?
No, I didn't.
All I said was that if you tried to butt in again, to have a little fun with you.
That's all you said!? Look, you! Keep this fight between us!
That was dirty!
—Don't use that sassy tone —Don't use that sassy tone
—with Hayama-san! —with Hayama-san!
S-stop that, all of you…!
—Stop it! —Akito-kun, make them stop, okay?
Let me go, already!
Waah! The girl I like is being violated,
and I'm just a weak little lamb who can't do anything about it!
Who's being violated!? Don't say such dire things!
All right, we've got her!
Hey, let's go again!
"Watch out, Sana"
Yow! What are you doing!?
This is the punishment you get for going against Hayama-san.
Hey! Open up!
What are you doing!? Open up!
Hey, open up! Open up, I tell you!
Eh? That's the end-of-school chime. That's bad.
I'm serious, open up! I've got a meeting for my drama today!
—I can't be late for it! —Eh? In that case, I'm feeling like opening up less and less.
Damn…! Calm down and think, Sana.
That's it! The rock climbing techniques you learned in Gekidan Komawari!
Truly, this is a plan where your artistic skills will get you out of farm's way!
This reminds me of the Channel 108 Annual 2501-Round
First Laughter Entertainer Rock Climbing Tournament!
Was there really such a program!?
And so, descending by rope from here will be as easy as bye-bye.
Now let's see, first I have to tie a rope over there…
I don't have any rope, do I!?
Where did that wind come from all of a sudden?
Ah, someone's jersey bottoms.
There's a name here. "6th Grade, 1st Class, Obana."
I get it, these are Miho-chan's, from 1st Class! Lucky!
I'll just borrow these, wash them and return them later.
I can't go around looking like this forever, after all.
Eh? Clouds?
L-lightning!?
Waah! What's with this crazy weather!?
A tornado!
Sana-chan sure is late.
Did she say anything about today being her turn to clean up?
Open up! Open up, or I'll curse you, and haunt you!
That's divine punishment for going against Hayama-san.
This is too cruel…
I'm going to go get a teacher.
You want something like what happened to Mami to happen to you?
She's still home from school over the shock she received in the pond.
Akito-kun, this is going too far!
Put a stop to this!
Akito-kun!
It's cold! I'm cold! I'm going to be late for work!
But in life, you can "never, never give up-upu!"
Hm? There's something hard stuffed up here.
Burutcha…!
I forgot. Oh, I got myself there, huh?
Rei-kun…
E-earthquake! E-earthquake! E-earthquake! I-I'm s-shaking!
I-I'm s-shaking, S-Sana-chan! I-I'm s-shaking!
Akito-kun, this is too cruel.
Akito-kun!
What's with you, Tsuyoshi-kun? You've had some nerve, for a while now.
Don't get too cocky…
Sana-chan!
Rei-kun!
Eh? Is that the pimp we've heard about?
He's cool!
Thank goodness!
Sana-chan, what's going on with all this?
If you think this is over, then you're greatly mistaken! But as for today…
Rei-kun, hurry! To the TV station!
Eh? It's over?
Yes, just a moment ago.
It's my fault for bringing her here late,
but still, it has only been ten minutes.
Everyone is in high demand, so they're very busy. That's why we ended so soon.
I didn't make the meeting…
Sana-chan has gone faceless from the shock.
Hmm, I guess you couldn't help it if you had school.
But it's difficult for us when you come in once we start shooting.
Yes, I'm sorry about this.
I will be more careful from now on.
You may be a child, but you do at least understand the difference
between work and play, right?
I'm so sorry.
Right, we will be more careful.
Well, if you'll excuse me…
That rotten Hayama…!
I may be tardy getting to school, but I've never been late getting to work.
He'll pay for this. He is going to pay for this. How could he do this…?
—She's going downhill, like a middle-aged man. —He's going to pay for this, he is…!
—And she's the heroine. —How could he do this…?
Huh? Sana-chan, there's someone in front of your house.
It's Tsuyoshi-kun.
"I have welcome news for you!"
Tsuyoshi-kun, what's the matter?
Sana-chan… I, um… I…
What's wrong?
Um… I can't take it any more, so I'm going to tell you Akito-kun's weak spot.
Eh? His weak spot!?
What? What? What? "What!?" "What!?" Hm? What?
Um, the truth is…
Zing! Is that right!?
Mama, can I go in your room
with the lame collection of stuff you bought mail order?
You may, but what do you mean, lame? How rude.
Well after all, there's nothing but really weird stuff in here.
Sensei, Maro-chan is scared of that thing on your head.
Here it is!
With this, I've got Hayama beaten!
"Back against the wall."
That's what you say about times like these.
In dire straits,
I've been waiting for an answer.
My confessions are worked out long in advance,
to always go along with the scenario.
My heart may be settled, but my mind is in a…
…panic!!
When my friends invite me by, suddenly,
he's there.
And our usual classroom…
…quick-changes into a merry-go-round…
…for two.
Although I've said nothing but wisecracks…
…up to now, just for today,
I'm going to be honest and sincere,
so BOY, take a look my way!
When my friends invite me by, suddenly,
he's there,
And our usual classroom…
…quick-changes into a merry-go-round…
…for two.
Hoy! In Sana-chan's next adventures…
What? What? Fear of heights!? That's what Hayama's weakness is?
Now that I know that, I've as good as won!
I challenge you to a bungee jump contest, Hayama!
But then I lose! Oh, isn't there some other dirty trick I can use?
Oh, right! That's it! That's it! I'll go with that!
That's my boyfriend, Rei-kun, for you!
Next time on Child's Toy, Episode 3 of the Battle of Wind and Storm Saga:
"Operation Eyeball, Toothball!" "Operation Eyeball, Toothball!"
This is fighting dirty, too!