"Kodomo no Omocha"
Both today and tomorrow, I've got time to kick back.
My family of four and I are going to stay the night.
Put on an Egyptian front and become a sphinx,
and for an American feeling, Texas!
When you're sitting pretty, with enough and to spare,
and yet you always shilly-shally,
and your bitter face and bitter feelings both teeter-totter,
it's time to get out of there!
I am feeling Ultra Relax,
a wonderful, invincible Relax.
A one-step-above kind of Deluxe.
I may be a little jumbled, but when I'm called on, ba-ba-ba-ba-bang!
I always feel Relax,
a humble, simple, sort of Deluxe.
Bright! Clear! Alert-headed, peep-peep!
Keep your eyes on me, okay!?
I'm Kurata Sana, a 6th grader and TV personality.
My Aoki award-winning novelist Mama, and her chipmunk, Maro-chan.
My chauffeur, manager, and ex-pimp, Rei-kun.
The mysterious white bat straight man, Babbit.
My ears are huge.
Hayama Akito, my natural enemy and good friend, I suppose.
The man who I declared was my boyfriend, Take-chan, a.k.a. Gojo Takeshi-san.
It always ends up like this. Always.
It always has.
Call it ill fortune if you like…
I've never seen anything through to the end.
This is no time for the past to be bugging you,
and turning you into a bug, Take-chan!
What's important is the present! Not to mention the future!
There's something that's gotten me a bit down, you see…
So it seems.
Maybe I'll stay here with you, Take-chan, for the rest of my life.
Sure.
I think I should go home.
I mean, my insides were feeling all tight and stiff, you know?
But then it seemed like, suddenly, all of that melted right away.
When I thought about spending the rest of my life with you, Take-chan,
that's what suddenly happened.
You really are amazing.
You're going to go back, all on your own.
You're going to go back, all under your own strength.
Back when I ran away before, I couldn't come back on my own.
That was all your strength then, too.
This man Gojo… he may be someone that Sana needs.
I see… So Gojo-san lived here up until thirteen years ago, then?
Now, do you know the name of the woman who he was seeing at that time?
Her first name was Keiko… yes, she was named Keiko-san.
Keiko?
Who are you?
It's about this Gojo-san that Sana-chan has announced as being her boyfriend.
I've discovered that they do in fact have a very interesting relationship.
W-what did you say!?
W-what did he say!?
Gojo Takeshi is… Sana's true father?
"Father, You Are My Father"
Aww, the house is so new, and look what you've done already.
It wasn't my fault!
Yes!
Oh well. Yes, yes, yes!
This house is put together more cheaply than I expected.
"Discretion is the better part of valor" "Evil Spirits Away"
Oh, what a peculiar little room!
"Discretion is the better part of valor" "Evil Spirits Away" It's an elevator. I will listen to the rest of what you have to say downstairs.
You've got lousy taste.
"Sana comes home" "Sana finally, finally comes home"
—If you please! —Yes, who is it?
This house strictly turns away all peddlers, salesmen, and drifters.
I'm not a drifter! It's me! Sana! Hurry and open up!
This is Sana-chan's new house, right?
Maybe.
Enough with the lame jokes! Hurry and let me in, Rei-kun!
Then again, can you prove to me that you are Sana-chan?
"Not very nice!!" Then again, can you prove to me that you are Sana-chan?
Proof, you say? All right…
If that's what you want,
allow me to tell you some secrets about Rei-kun that only Sana would know!
Click…
♪ Rei-kun is being mean, he's being very mean, ♪
♪ and if that's how he wants it, I'll expose his secrets, hey! ♪
♪ He loves, loves, really loves Asako-san, ♪
♪ and always sleeps holding an Asako dolly. ♪
Yes, step right up and see for yourself, here are the pictures that prove it!
"Rei-kun's Scandals First Public Exhibition" Yes, step right up and see for yourself, here are the pictures that prove it!
All right, Sana-chan! Stop, already!
Sorry for the commotion, everyone! Please excuse us!
Ah, Sana-chan!
Shimura-san!
Ah, I've missed you, Shimura-san!
I've missed you too, Sana-chan.
Oh, yeah, where's Mama?
I think she's in her study.
Mama, I'm home! Huh?
There's some dense growth in here, but no Mama.
That's odd.
This is the apartment that Gojo Takeshi was renting twelve years ago.
At the time, there was a woman that Gojo Takeshi was seeing.
And there is no question that the one who Gojo-san was seeing was…
—…this woman. —Keiko-san!
Yes. Sakai Keiko, Sana-chan's true mother.
Twelve years ago? That means…
That is correct, Sensei.
Gojo Takeshi is… Sana's true father…
So… this is my new room?
Wow! It's been so long since I had one so big! Rumble-bumpers!
—Hoy! This is my new bed! —We'll be gradually adding everything you need.
We're getting off in the doghouse?
Now, get out of here at once, before Sana realizes you're here.
I will need to be well remunerated.
I will contact you once I have final confirmation.
"Final confirmation?"
What's final confirmation?
Yes?
Hello!
It's been a long time, huh Keiko-san?
Good morning!
Good morning, Sana-chan.
Sana-chan, how is it living in your new house?
Man, maybe it's because I haven't slept in a big room for so long,
but I was so happy, I tossed, and I turned, and I even somersaulted!
Wow, Sana-chan, you sure are nimble.
And my work is humming along, too. It feels like I could do anything!
Oh, I read something,
about your appearances in "Chaos Theater" being increased.
Heh heh heh, thanks to Take-chan's great style.
Starting today, there'll be a new development on location.
Say, Akito-kun, about what you said before, what did you mean?
They're like…
…father and daughter, aren't they?
Nothing. At the time, that's just what occurred to me.
Oh, Akito-kun, so you didn't mean anything deeper!
I thought about it as hard as I could.
I thought about it, but didn't understand you.
I wasn't supposed to understand, though,
because it was just something off the top of your head!
Damn, you're annoying.
"But these two are bothered"
Speaking of being bothered…
She said it was okay for me to leave, but this is so irregular for her.
Sensei never goes into coffee shops by herself.
Who in the world could she be waiting for?
All right! It's over!
I'm going to work with Take-chan!
Thanks for waiting, Rei-kun!
Huh? He's not here yet!
Sana-chan, it's time! Sana-chan, it's time! Sana-chan, it's time!
Thinking back to this morning…
Sana-chan, you're so forgetful, so I'll set your timer, okay?
Sana-chan, it's time!
There, okay.
That dummy has the nerve to call me forgetful!? That jerk!
O-okay, Sana-chan, I'm coming!
Ka-ching!
Good morning!
I'm sorry we're late.
Nah, you're the first one here, Sana-chan.
Huh? First one here? Take-chan hasn't shown up yet?
Mm-hmm, and here I brought a nice offer for Gojo-kun, too.
Huh? What's the nice offer?
I was thinking of offering him
the co-starring role in a new Golden Drama in April.
Eh!? A co-starring role!?
Mm-hmm, I think he'll be a hit.
His unaffected style is something uniquely his.
Oh, that's terrific! That's a big promotion, isn't it!?
Take-chan will be twirling the mambo of joy!
But won't that be asking too much of him?
Huh? Why?
As sloppy with being on time as he is?
Ah! That's not so! It's okay!
Take-chan loves to surprise people, so he might really already be here!
See? Over there!
See? What if that's Take-chan asleep over there?
Well, I don't have anymore time today, so I'll be leaving. I'll contact you later.
Oh, Sana-chan, your performance is also really good.
I have a hunch that some blockbuster work will be coming to you before long.
Films and so forth. Bye now.
And here he could have watched Take-chan's dance of joy
while he was here.
I should have given Take-chan a Burutcha.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Surprised you?
That was in bad taste.
Take-chan!
It really was you, Take-chan!
Congratulations, Take-chan, you're getting a big promotion!
What big promotion is that?
Huh? You didn't hear what we were just talking about?
Ups-a-daisy…
T-Take-chan!
Just a little dizzy…
Take-chan, you look pale! Are you okay? You're not seriously ill, right?
I'm all right. I'm sure it's because I haven't eaten.
Whew, thank goodness. I leave you alone, and right away, this happens to you!
Take-san, are you okay? We're starting!
Yes! Sing-ken-ken ken-ken!
"Elsewhere, at that moment…"
Forgive me, Keiko-san. I know that you have your own life now.
I just wanted to find out the truth. Please answer me, yes or no.
Gojo-san is Sana's father, isn't he?
He suddenly disappeared, without even saying goodbye.
I didn't know where he had gone, and thought that he had passed away.
But then…
…his name started coming up in the media…
…and I…
I…
I don't know how many times I wanted to call you, Sensei…
Thank you, Keiko-san.
That's enough. It's all in the past for you now.
I really am sorry for this.
This is a problem.
Indeed it is. This is a serious development.
Oh, this is a problem. Where is my house again?
You've gotten yourself lost!?
I know! I'll call him!
Him?
"Ribbon Books"
Sensei!
Your manuscript?
That comes later! Now, head for my house, and let's go!
—You're using me as a car? —That's right!
Onda-san has a Burutcha, too.
What to do, what to do?
—Should I tell her the truth, after all? —I'm home!
Come on, Take-chan, don't be shy, come on in!
Take-chan?
Excuse the intrusion!
Take-chan, your room is next to mine.
Ah, Mama, this is Gojo Takeshi-san. He's my rumored boyfriend right now.
Gojo. Pleased to meet you.
He's got lousy taste.
Pleased to meet you. I'm Sana's mother. Thank you for looking after my daughter.
It embarrasses me to admit this, but I've come here today to be looked after myself.
Take-chan lives by himself, you see, and doesn't eat decently,
so he's ruined his health.
Keeping irregular hours like he does isn't good for him,
so I invited him to come live here for a while.
S-Sagami…
—What is the meaning of this? —Come on, Take-chan, hurry, hurry.
—I'm sorry, Sana-chan insisted. —Okay, pardon my intrusion!
Shimura-san, make some yummy food for him, okay?
You know, that old man has a lot of nerve!
Wait just a minute.
"Etunim a tsuj tiaw." What was that?
It was "Wait just a minute"!
Wait just a minute.
Go on, Sensei, please tell them sternly that they can't do this! Sternly!
Wait just a minute!
We have been waiting for a while now.
Yes, you are waiting, aren't you?
The truth is, Misako-san is trying to think of what to say next.
Gojo-san…
Yes?
Sana…
What?
You two are… you two are…
…getting along well, huh?
Oh, Mama, you're telling us something we already know quite well.
You don't say. Perhaps you'd like to take the personality assessment test?
Gojo Gojo-san, do you think that Martina Hingis
can win it all at Wimbledon?
Who's that, now?
What will be the next high school girl fad item after loose socks?
Monpe pants, maybe?
Oh my, his fatherly characteristics are a perfect match to Sana.
That much is pretty obvious, huh Take-chan?
Sensei, please, be strong!
"Sure enough, she couldn't tell them" Usually, she would have gone up the stairs.
There you go…
Okay, Take-chan, sleep here for tonight.
We'll get all the other things for you together later.
Thank you, Sana-chan.
You're looking tired, so sleep tight, okay?
Early to bed, early to rise, eat right and stay regular!
Put health first, and try hard at work.
—Good fortune comes —Good fortune comes
—to those who work hard! —to those who work hard!
Okay, I'll be over in the next room. Good night, Take-chan.
Good night, Sana-chan.
They're perfectly matched.
He is her true father, after all, so in a sense, it would only be natural.
But should I tell those two?
♪ What would happen if I told them♪ ?
—♪ If nothing would happen, ♪ —The folks in this house can't
—♪ what would that make me for telling them? ♪ —The folks in this house can't
—♪ what would that make me for telling them? ♪ —keep themselves from singing, can they?
Good morning, Take-chan!
Here's your breakfast!
"We humbly accept this meal!"
Gojo-san, did you sleep well last night?
Yes, Mother.
Aah! A man older than me just called me "Mother"!
That takes some nerve, huh!? Even I haven't called you that yet!
That's not the issue here!
Uh, Sensei?
Huh? Hayama's in there…
You busted up the walls again!
"On location!"
Today's "Child's Toy" is on location at the hospital.
Sana here!
Uchiyamada here!
Today, we bring you a report on Zenjiro-san visiting the doc to get a physical checkup.
Woof!
No, I didn't say "dog"!
Oh my, Zenjiro-san has a lot of stuff attached to him.
How did it all turn out?
I'm the pitchuh of health.
Incidentally, there are rumors that you crashed the home of a flight attendant…
…named Sayaka-san last night, carrying a bouquet of flowers.
H-h-how did you know that!?
His heart rate is starting to become irregular.
There are also rumors that you didn't get inside,
and spent the night in front of her door.
Oh my, it's broken.
What is that thing, a lie detectuh!?
What are you doing here? You've got some nerve.
—Wow, watching Sana-chan —Zenjiro-sensei, you're too candid.
—makes me feel better, too. —Try growing up a little, okay?
Cut!
Hoy, we're done!
Say, Take-chan, they said they were going to do physical exams
on the "Child's Toy" staff now.
Why don't you have one done while we're at it, Take-chan?
Lucky me. Okay, I guess I'll take you up on it.
This week's Sana-chan.
I'm in there too.
Ho, Gojo-san, you're Sana-chan's boyfriend?
Doctor, if you didn't know that yet, you're behind the times.
His current address is mine. He's staying over at my place!
I don't have any other family, you see.
Sana-chan has a penchant for bringing men home with her.
"This guy" Hold on, Zenjiro-san, you make it sound disreputable!
Is that right? Gojo-san, you don't have any other family, huh?
Why would you ask such a question, Doctor?
Okay, we're going to take it now. Take a deep breath.
Hold it.
Hold it, hold it, keep holding it! Hold it the rest of your life!
He's going to die!
Okay, here goes.
Okay, all done.
All right, you're done. Take-chan, hurry and get dressed.
Okay.
Well, we're off.
Oh, right. Sana-chan, the script for "Chaos Theater" is out.
Oh, really?
A Sana-chan, just a minute…
If you don't mind, could I get your phone number?
M-my phone number?
Oh-ho-ho, are you hitting on me here?
You make it sound disreputable. I just want to be friends.
That's what we call "hitting on someone"!
I guess I can't help that I'm so popular with the older guys.
Okay, let's keep this between you and me.
—Ready? —Ready.
Okay then…
—Hear that? —Yeah, you even rattled my brain cells.
Sana-chan, thanks for waiting for me.
Ah, Take-chan!
Bye now, Doctor! Call me when you have time!
Mm-hmm, thanks, Sana-chan.
Now then…
Yes, Kurata residence.
Yes, Gojo Takeshi-san is indeed staying here.
As it happens, I heard that he has no other family. As such…
Oh, Take-chan, we've got more lines again!
You're right. This is all thanks to you, Sana-chan.
No it's not, it's because of the strength of your performance, Take-chan!
Right? You think so too, right Rei-kun?
Oh yeah, Sana-chan, today, I formally heard about the Golden Drama.
Yeah, really?
That's terrific, Take-chan! Congratulations!
If Rei-kun acts as your manager, too,
the work will be coming in bang-bang, Take-chan!
Y-you've got to be kidding me! Absolutely no way!
Absolutely none!
"Kirishima Hospital"
And there you have it.
So… give it to me straight. How much longer?
I'm afraid, one month.
"I'm afraid… one month…?"
Uh… um, you mean… G-Gojo!?
Okay! Next, it's the scene where the eyewitness is attacked,
and the criminal chases after us!
This guy will be the eyewitness.
Yumi, run!
Dad!
Take-chan, falling down is not in the script.
Yeah, I tripped over my own feet. Huh?
It's raining.
You're right.
Whew! I wonder if it's going to rain during tomorrow's location shoot, too.
Mm-hmm.
But then, as long as I'm with you, Sana-chan,
it doesn't matter what kind of weather it is.
It sure doesn't, Take-chan.
I kind of feel like I did when I first started in theater.
Take-chan, you're growing young again.
Take that, and that!
All right, one more time! Yumi, run!
Aah! Dad!
For crying out loud, how long is that old guy planning on staying here?
The nerve of him!
I know! I'll tell him backwards!
You shameless old perv!
Vrep dlo sselemahs uoy! Vrep dlo sselemahs uoy!
I ought to play this right in front of that guy!
Can't you tell him directly?
That's quite a racket, huh?
Sensei…
Sana's room, right?
Sensei! Are you sure we should be letting him stay here like this?
That presumptuous fellow is liable to take Sana-chan away from us!
Please say something to him, Sensei!
Let the two of them be.
Sagami!
Yes?
What you're feeling is just petty jealousy over having Sana taken from you.
Let her create some memories
with what little remaining time the two of them have together.
R-remaining time?
Never mind. That man will not be staying with us long. I can guarantee you that.
Okay, if you say so, Sensei.
R-right now, that's all we can do… That's the only thing we can do.
That's the only thing…
What on earth has happened?
The rain hasn't stopped, huh?
Yo, Take-san, I heard you accepted the Golden job.
Yes, thankfully enough!
Good luck. I'm looking forward to it.
Right! He's Golden, so he's going to tear it up!
Well, I was thinking of playing it more spontaneous.
Right, right, right! He's going to do that take on it!
Sana-chan, you seem as thrilled as if it were yourself, huh?
That's because it's a big step up for My Darling!
Ah, I can't take listening to any more of this, so let's get started.
—Right! —Right!
Ready… start!
Run, Yumi!
Dad!
—Hurry! —Hold it!
D-Dad?
Cut!
Take-san, you're not supposed to fall down there!
Take-chan?
Take-chan? Take-chan? Take-chan, get up. Take-chan!
Take-chan! Take-chan! Take-chan!
T-Take-chan!
Take-chan!
Take-chan… you ate right and everything…
You ate right and everything…
It's all DAIJO-BU DAIJO-BU
When you sing this song, your worries will go
Bye Bye Bye
Cuz your heart will be carefree,
and your body will be healthy,
so resolve when to give up
Bye Bye Bye Bye
(Sing-ken-ken ken-ken)
(Tidak apa apa, Nday kambay kambay)
It's always the same old nonsense,
U-MAI U-MAI U-MAI U-MAI U-MAI
(Mm? Could be you're fairly dumb…)
and then later comes the whimpering,
KU-RAI KU-RAI KU-RAI KU-RAI KU-RAI
(Ah… it's fine, it's fine, it's fine)
It's all crazy over there,
it's all "waah!" over here,
and the whole earth is spinning the wrong way.
So at this point now, yeah at this point now,
you can laugh it away, excuse me, I must be going.
DAIJO-BU DAIJO-BU
When you sing this song, your worries will go
Bye Bye Bye
Cuz you tried your MECHA-KUCHA best,
to PECHA-KUCHA out a "Hi,"
so just keep going on like this,
Wai Wai Wai Wai
DAIJO-BU DAIJO-BU
Once your lips touch, you can't change your mind.
Cuz your heart will be carefree,
and your body will be healthy,
so resolve when to give up
Bye Bye Bye Bye
(Sing-ken-ken ken-ken, Tidak apa-apa)
(Gwaenchansseumnida, kwenchanayo)
(Mou man tai!)
I'm so glad…
…I met you…
No… not yet…
No… Take-chan…
Not yet! You can't die yet!
"This Is Our Last Scene Together"