Both today and tomorrow, I've got time to kick back.
My family of four and I are going to stay the night.
Put on an Egyptian front and become a sphinx,
and for an American feeling, Texas!
When you're sitting pretty, with enough and to spare,
and yet you always shilly-shally,
and your bitter face and bitter feelings both teeter-totter,
it's time to get out of there!
I am feeling Ultra Relax,
a wonderful, invincible Relax.
A one-step-above kind of Deluxe.
I may be a little jumbled, but when I'm called on, ba-ba-ba-ba-bang!
I always feel Relax,
a humble, simple, sort of Deluxe.
Bright! Clear! Alert-headed, peep-peep!
Keep your eyes on me, okay!?
I'm Kurata Sana, a 6th grader and TV personality
affiliated with Gekidan Komawari.
My beloved Mama is a famous novelist, who has even won the Aoki Laureate Prize,
The chipmunk is Maro-chan.
We're living the dream life off of our royalties.
My former boyfriend, Sagami Rei-kun.
Right now, he's earnestly on the way to becoming a fine manager.
Sana-chan stay a little girl!
The mysterious white bat straight man, Babbit!
Cheap by comparison.
Hayama Akito, my natural enemy.
Even so, right now, when I'm around him I'm relaxed for some reason.
This is lame.
"Up To Today, and As Of Tomorrow"
We don't have much time, so how about we get started?
There is only one reason why we are gathuhed togethuh today,
and that is because of Sana-chan and... uh... what was his name again? Um...uh...
Hayama?
R-right! Her relationship with Hayama-kun!
The public has been talking about what's going on between them.
I would like to hear what you have to say in regards to the truth about them.
That is why I had the idea to hold this masked round-table discussion today.
Nobody will know who is saying what, so would you awl mind speaking the truth?
What do you mean nobody will know? It's as plain as day ain't it?
Well, let's start with what it was that got their romance, if you'd call it that, started.
It would have to be that one thing.
Mm-hmm, I'm sure that was it.
Oh! You there, goils A and B, you have some idea? Speak, speak!
—I think it was that kiss that one time —I think it was that kiss that one time
—that started it. —that started it.
K-kiss!?
You know what? If you drink some juice, you might feel...
Y-you know what? Don't get too angry about this, okay?
I-I really meant for nothing bad to happen to you, see?
Uh, listen, they say that if you drink some cold juice,
it will make you feel better,
so I thought I could help you to not feel so bad...
Ow, it's in my eyes.
Of course, it must sting, huh?
Oh, what should I do?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen.
Hayama, how about we go wash your face?
It's going to get all sticky. Come on, hurry.
Okay? Hurry...
What did you just do!?
It's your own fault for getting your face so close.
What do you mean by that!?
What's with you? Don't get all worked up over something like this
You've got a 20-year old boyfriend,
so something like this shouldn't be anything to you.
R-Rei-kun told me to reserve my first kiss for him, and I had been saving my lips!
Oh man! He kissed her, and she's still in elementary school!
Not even I did anything like that.
—Well, that settles it. Still what on oith was he thinking? —Hey, it doesn't matter. Are you done yet?
—A kiss! Seriously, the grade-school kids these days... —Um...
Do you have any more?
Yeah!
Speak, speak!
Where could Tsuyoshi-kun have gone? He should have said something to us.
"Bottom of shoe" What do you think you're doing!?
Y-you dirty letch!
It was right in front of my face.
Oh, man! The problem only gets woise.
Doesn't this put the show itself in jeopuhdy?
Are you sure you're not thinking of something terribly wrong?
That's right! Hayama-kun is the problem, and Sana-chan is the victim!
In fact, he even used make-out pictures to blackmail teachers with!
But that has already been resolved, hasn't it?
Still, the facts are facts!
That's right. Hayama-kun's charactuh is what's important here.
And I'm interested in these make-out pitchuhs, too!
Speak, speak.
No time for that! Study! Study!
Sana-chan, amazing!
Did you study at home, too?
Yeah, well, I got hypnotized by the math, and fell asleep, so now I'm panicking.
Guy's, stand by me, okay? Okay? Okay?
It's okay, Sana-chan.
We're all going to middle school together. Let's hang together!
Mm-hmm! Thanks! That's real friendship!
Friendship! Isn't that a nice word, Akito-kun?
Say, Akito-kun, let's both help Sana-chan too!
Doing what?
Why, helping her study of course!
Starting with the small things, and then building up...
Won't do any good.
It's hopeless.
She can't do anything about her math, no matter what we try.
Akito-kun, what did you just say?
I mean,
even if she stays after and crams, or whatever,
at this point, it won't do any good.
Hayama...
Sana-chan, don't you pay attention to what Hayama said!
—Yeah! Yeah! —Yeah! Yeah! —Yeah! Yeah!
I thought Hayama-kun was on pretty good terms with Sana-chan,
but that was cold, huh?
Hayama...
"Hayama, son, where are you going!?" Hayama, are you...
What did you call me out here to talk about?
Nothing much.
If you need my advice, we can talk about anything.
"Yaran 'sodan'..." Just kidding around.
I-is that!?
A photograph.
W-what!? But you gave all the photos back, didn't you!?
There's still one more.
There was still one left in my desk.
Y-you can't... hey, you can't! What are you planning to do with that!?
Unless you want it to get out,
you'll do as I say.
—Where could Akito-kun have gone? Why would he... —Why, Hayama!?
Mitsuya-sensei said you didn't have any more reason to act out.
This is lame.
It's lame that all of us have to stay for after-school class.
What good will it do for us to cram for a day or too, at most?
You can't do what you can't do.
Hayama...
Cut this nonsensical crap out.
Akito-kun is at it again!
Oh, man...
That's all you've been saying lately.
Listen, about these make-out pitchuhs, do any of you have any of them? Huh?
You can tell your big brothuh here, right? Tell me, okay?
Oh! I knew it! Boy A!
Come on, show it to Big Brothuh!
Big Brother, aren't you forgetting about your job?
Oh, awl right. Speak.
Well, he did it to get us out of those frightful review classes.
That's right.
Right, right.
Hayama, why did you go back to being a bad person!?
You said you didn't have any more pictures!
You lying, rice-pounding, desert on the moon!
Shut up! I never told any lies!
You dummy, dummy, dummy! I'm a dummy-dummy for believing in you too!
Let go of me, would you!?
Make-out!?
Let me see that picture!
Come on!
Yikes...
Come on! Come on!
I don't even have it!
What is this, Tanaka-sensei?
A-actually, I need to talk to you.
What is it? I was just about to confirm something very important.
I guess I don't have much choice. So, what is it?
It doesn't matter what it is,
as long as I can change the subject from the make-out picture...
Right! It's about the aptitude test!
What about it?
W-well...
Someone who has been left behind for years won't be able to do anything
in just three days. Testing them won't...
That's right! I just remembered!
In short, as educators, our duty should be to make the subjects understandable,
not to check the students with tests!
You could say that... You could say that!
That is indeed a correct opinion. But I cannot back off at this point.
—Please! —Please!
Andoh-sensei!
We want to go to middle school together with Sana-chan!
If you have to test us, at least make it a little later!
We will all help to take care of Sana-chan's math!
Oh, you guys!
You've got some snot coming out.
—Sensei! —Sensei!
—Andoh-sensei! —Andoh-sensei!
—Sensei! —Sensei! —Sensei!
I-I've become like the despised teacher in a young adult drama...
I... I...
Sensei, we love you! Sensei!
Yes, this is ideal education! This is youth!
I became a teacher in the hopes of living that scene.
This is bad. This is bad. Isn't there some... isn't there some way out of this?
"Complete reversal" I've got a secret plan!
S-she's on fire...
Sensei, you see, has actually just been waiting
to hear those words of friendship from all of you.
And so, I intentionally took the role of the hated villain upon me.
It really was hard on me.
Everyone, value your friendships. I will call off the test.
—Yay! —Yay! —Yay!
Thank you, Andoh-sensei!
Wow, I'm saved!
—Thank goodness! —Thank you, Sensei!
Hey, it turned out the way you wanted. Hand over the photo.
Hayama! Don't tell me you...
Don't tell me you used the make-out picture for my sake!
Not really.
Oh, isn't that kind of you! Still, I'm very happy you did!
Awl right, it's ovuh!
Now let me have a look at it.
Sure enough, it's this one.
How come this is of Limbo Sumire!?
"One moment please"
"Sana-chan's drawing song" I know this is sudden, but here's a Sana-chan drawing song.
"Sana-chan's drawing song" Get your paper and crayon ready!
♪ First there comes a mountain, and then, ♪
♪ water comes splashing down from it. ♪
♪ Get two cups ready, ♪
♪ and then add two handles. ♪
♪ Butterflies come flying in, ♪
♪ with tails growing out of their behinds. ♪
♪ Here a slope, there a slope, ups-a-daisy, ♪
♪ and draw in the eye like an arrow. ♪
♪ Let's draw one more arrow. ♪
♪ It's time for gym, so bring out the vaulting boxes. ♪
♪ Stick a second one on top of it, ♪
♪ The letter "ku," the letter "ku," the letter "ku," hey! ♪
♪ Then we stick six beans on. ♪
♪ And now we've drawn Sana-chan! ♪
♪ Dance! Dance! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ This is the Sana-chan drawing song! ♪
I thought that was going to be the death of me.
Now what!?
I refuse to acknowledge those two's relationship over just this!
Akito-kun and Sana-chan's friendship is genuine.
I won't acknowledge it!
It's genuine!
—I won't acknowledge it! —It's genuine!
—Um, hello, hello? Would you listen to me? —I won't acknowledge it! I won't acknowledge it!
—Um, hello, hello? Would you listen to me? —It's genuine! Whatever it might not be, it is genuine!
—Um, hello, hello? Would you listen to me? —I won't acknowledge it!
Those two...those two... those two's friendship...
"Eniuneg sti!" What was that?
"It's genuine!" It was "It's genuine!"
Those two...those two's friendship... is one of love-love!
Awl right, that gets to the heart of it! Speak, speak!
T-Tsuyoshi-kun does not have a mother complex!
He just loves his mom, that's all!
A-Aya-chan...
Y-you don't mean...Aya-chan, don't tell me that the boy you're in love with is...
I... I...
I love Tsuyoshi-kun!!
Is that right, Aya-chan!?
Aren't you the slow one?
"The two of them walk a thorny path" A thorny path!
This certainly is a thorny path. Ow!
Aya-chan? Aya-chan?
Tsuyoshi-kun!
Over here, over here!
Wow, thanks, Aya-chan!
Curry really is too spicy with just the roux sauce, huh Aya-chan?
Mm-hmm.
What's wrong, Aya-chan?
To think we'd have to sneak around like this.
How long is this going to go on?
I've had enough of this, myself.
After all, I liked cleaning and doing laundry from the start...
...and you, more than anything, Aya-chan...
Tsuyoshi-kun...
Oh my, Boy A...
That goes double for you, Girl B...
This is embarrassing...
I'm actually a little glad...
Hey, you two!
—Huh? —Huh?
Don't you "huh" me!
Ah, so you two are the ones who are totally in love-love! Geez!
Really, I'm the one who should be embarrassed!
We're talking about Sana-chan here! Sana-chan!
Even I, once called the divine Big Brothuh Z, am really about to snap!
What are the grade school kids these days thinking?
There, there, Big Brother Z, cheer up.
Awl right. I am well aware that you guys are in love-love.
Nevuh mind that, the issue here is Sana-chan and Hayama.
From what I've hoid so far,
hasn't Hayama always been one-sidedly pushing himself on her?
Which is why I spelled it out for him clearly that one time.
What about you?
Is there something you're working hard at, like Sana-chan is?
Oh.
Nope.
Then you won't be a good match for Sana-chan.
That's why Akito-kun started taking karate, so he wouldn't be beaten out.
Hayama-kun,
Chop!!
...is what it looks like, but then, it's a butcher!
Akito-kun, stop that! Stop that I say!
Hayama-kun...
Why don't you take up karate?
As it happens, a friend of mine is opening up a new branch dojo.
He's looking for some students. What do you think? Would you like to give it a try?
That's silly, Principal.
There's no way Akito-kun would do anything that takes that kind of resolve.
I'll do it.
There, you see? Huh? You'll do it!?
Is that so, is that so?
Don't rub my head.
Huh? Akito-kun, why? Why would you?
Ease your body into it,
Keeping your head directly above your hind end.
Keep your arm at your side, make a tight fist, and twist as you...
Strike! Strike! Strike!
So that's why...
That's right.
Still, Boy B did a pretty good job too, during the distoibance ovuh that essay.
Coverage of Kurata Misako-san's essay had been growing ever more aggressive,
but as a result of a press conference called last night by Kamura Naozumi,
who appears in the popular drama "Anvil of Destruction" on Channel 108,
it appears to be cooling off for the moment.
And so, we now bring you the press conference
—held by Kamura Naozumi-kun a little past 9 o'clock last night. —Kamura?
Up to now I have kept everything about my profile hidden.
but now I would like to speak a little concerning it.
Soon after I was born, I was abandoned in front of a nursing home,
named Kamura Academy.
Kamura Academy—that's the home that takes in children
that don't have any relatives.
It appears that I am half-western, but I don't really know.
W-what? Him, too? Hey...
Does this home have any connection
with the place that took Sana-chan in for a month?
I won't say anything about Sana-chan.
I will say anything about myself, so please, stop barging in on Sana-chan.
I ask you please leave Sana-chan alone.
—So, Naozumi-kun, you stayed with Kamura Academy the whole time? —Naozumi-kun...
Yes, that is where I grew up.
Sana-chan...
Boy B, you're pretty hot for her too, huh?
Still, Sana-chan seems to think of both you and Hayama
more as just friends than you'd think, doesn't she?
The truth is, Sana-chan prefers grown-up men, doesn't she?
I mean, I got to throw Sana-chan a lavish boithday party.
"Zen-chan and Sane-yan's hip hop act"
—♪ Zen-chan... ♪ —♪ and Sane-yan's ♪
♪ ...hip hop act! ♪
♪ Sane-yan, been putting too much weight on lately? ♪
♪ What about you, Zen-chan, you teeth stick out too far! ♪
—♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, ♪ —♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, ♪
—♪ chaka-poko-rin! ♪ —♪ chaka-poko-rin! ♪
What is this?
They're silly.
How can they dignify putting on such a silly act?
Mother loves it! Let me join in!
So, Mayu-chan and Tomomi-chan aren't coming after all?
I guess not.
But Kamura Naozumi-kun did come.
Mm-hmm. Oh, is he planning to play his trumpet next?
Would you let me join in with you!
Oh, my! We are open to everyone!
Now we're the middle-aged squad!
—You're the only middle-aged one here! —You're the only middle-aged one here!
—♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, ♪ —♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, ♪ —♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, ♪
—♪ chaka-poko-rin! ♪ —♪ chaka-poko-rin! ♪ —♪ chaka-poko-rin! ♪
—♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, chaka-poko- ♪ —♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, chaka-poko- ♪ —♪ Chaka-poko chaka-poko, chaka-poko- ♪
Stop!
Mayu-chan...
What kind of performance is that? You're not cut out to be pros.
"Not cut out to be a pro" We are amateurs you see...
"Not cut out to be a pro" I'm a pro!
Just a minute! Didn't I tell you to cut this?
As someone extremely close to Sana, allow me to offer you this crucial hint.
Ho, you're going to tell us something?
Yum! Yum!
What was that?
Hey! It looks like you're having fun without the main character!
I'm coming too!
Before you do, there's a telephone call for you.
For me?
Yes. From Kamura-kun.
Naozumi-kun?
Hey, Sana-chan! How's the party?
I'm at Kamura Academy right now. Everyone else is here, too.
—Yay! Sana-chan! —Yay! Sana-chan! —Yay! Sana-chan!
Then, Naozumi-kun, your plans every year are?
"Merry Christmas" Mm-hmm. I spend Christmas Eve at Kamura Academy.
"Merry Christmas" After all, this is my home, and everyone is here waiting for me.
Anyhow, Sana-chan, we have a present for you from all of us.
W-what?
1, 2, 3...
—♪ Merry Christmas, ♪ —♪ Merry Christmas, ♪ —♪ Merry Christmas, ♪
—♪ we gather here tonight, ♪ —♪ we gather here tonight, ♪ —♪ we gather here tonight, ♪
—♪ filled with gratitude ♪ —♪ filled with gratitude ♪ —♪ filled with gratitude ♪
—♪ for the Lord's guidance. ♪ —♪ for the Lord's guidance. ♪ —♪ for the Lord's guidance. ♪
—♪ To those who are happy, ♪ —♪ To those who are happy, ♪ —♪ To those who are happy, ♪
—♪ and those who are sad, ♪ —♪ and those who are sad, ♪ —♪ and those who are sad, ♪
—♪ tonight we sing to you ♪ —♪ tonight we sing to you ♪ —♪ tonight we sing to you ♪
—♪ "Merry Christmas." ♪ —♪ "Merry Christmas." ♪ —♪ "Merry Christmas." ♪
—♪ Merry Christmas, we wish your heart. ♪ —♪ Merry Christmas, we wish your heart. ♪ —♪ Merry Christmas, we wish your heart. ♪
—♪ May this night ♪ —♪ May this night ♪ —♪ May this night ♪
—♪ be filled with hopes and dreams, ♪ —♪ be filled with hopes and dreams, ♪ —♪ be filled with hopes and dreams, ♪
—♪ and love for everyone ♪ —♪ and love for everyone ♪ —♪ and love for everyone ♪
—♪ born into this world. ♪ —♪ born into this world. ♪ —♪ born into this world. ♪
—♪ Tonight we wish you ♪ —♪ born into this world. ♪ —♪ born into this world. ♪
—♪ a merry Christmas. ♪ —♪ a merry Christmas. ♪ —♪ a merry Christmas. ♪
Naozumi-kun sure is a nice guy. Much, much nicer than I thought.
Boy B, you've got a one-pace lead, huh?
Easy! The night kept going on!
Ho, you're going to tell us about it?
Hayama...
What are you doing?
What is that thing?
Well you know... I'm not sure what it is, but it's yours.
What?
A present?
Thanks!
S-sure...
Woo-hoo! A present from Hayama! Yahoo!
So, did you have fun today?
I guess so.
Really? Good, good.
I...
She could have turned away from that if she had wanted too...
S-Sana-chan! My Sana-chan!
Is she your daughter!?
He did it again...
Somehow, I couldn't turn away...
Sometimes, Hayama's eyes can paralyze others...
—Aya-chan... —Z, it'd be okay for me to tell about when I was carrying on with them, right?
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —Z, it'd be okay for me to tell about when I was carrying on with them, right?
—Whatever happens to Sana-chan —Z, it'd be okay for me to tell about when I was carrying on with them, right?
—the two of us will always be together. —We're talking about who Sana-chan is close too, right?
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —We're talking about who Sana-chan is close too, right?
—Aya-chan... —We're talking about who Sana-chan is close too, right?
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —Aya-chan... —And speaking of being close,
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —Aya-chan... —lately, there haven't been any goils
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —Aya-chan... —getting close to me.
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —Aya-chan... —Say, does anyone know any pretty goils?
—Tsuyoshi-kun... —Undah the coicumstances, I can look past some things. They can even be a bit olduh.
—Aya-chan, this is love-love... —Undah the coicumstances, I can look past some things. They can even be a bit olduh.
—They seem to be enjoying themselves, huh? —Sure do.
Zenjiro-sensei!
—Sana-chan! —Sana-chan! —Sana-chan!
You think it's okay for me not to appear, and for you to gab away about this,
that and the other!?
Give me more screen time!!
How did this happen!?
She's taking it out on the others, too.
Her punch gets passing marks, though.
Sagami Rei finally makes his appearance! Finally... finally....
Hey, Rei-kun, what's that?
This was just delivered.
Ah! My middle school uniform has arrived!
Whoa, how cool!
Say, say, does it look good? Does it look good?
—Look! Look! Look! —Mine came too.
We're really going to be in middle school, huh?
And so, the round-table apparently didn't reach any conclusions,
but starting next time, everyone...
...will be in middle school! Ba-bing, za-boom, let's all hang in there!
It's all DAIJO-BU DAIJO-BU
When you sing this song, your worries will go
Bye Bye Bye
Cuz your heart will be carefree,
and your body will be healthy,
so resolve when to give up
Bye Bye Bye Bye
(Sing-ken-ken ken-ken)
(Tidak apa apa, Nday kambay kambay)
It's always the same old nonsense,
U-MAI U-MAI U-MAI U-MAI U-MAI
(Mm? Could be you're fairly dumb…)
and then later comes the whimpering,
KU-RAI KU-RAI KU-RAI KU-RAI KU-RAI
(Ah… it's fine, it's fine, it's fine)
It's all crazy over there,
it's all "waah!"over here,
and the whole earth is spinning the wrong way.
So at this point now, yeah at this point now,
you can laugh it away, excuse me, I must be going.
DAIJO-BU DAIJO-BU
When you sing this song, your worries will go
Bye Bye Bye
Cuz you tried your MECHA-KUCHA best,
to PECHA-KUCHA out a "Hi,"
so just keep going on like this,
Wai Wai Wai Wai
DAIJO-BU DAIJO-BU
Once your lips touch, you can't change your mind.
Cuz your heart will be carefree,
and your body will be healthy,
so resolve when to give up
Bye Bye Bye Bye
(Sing-ken-ken ken-ken, Tidak apa-apa)
(Gwaenchansseumnida, kwenchanayo)
(Mou man tai!)