"Kodomo no Omocha"
Both today and tomorrow, I've got time to kick back.
My family of four and I are going to stay the night.
Put on an Egyptian front and become a sphinx,
and for an American feeling, Texas!
When you're sitting pretty, with enough and to spare,
and yet you always shilly-shally,
and your bitter face and bitter feelings both teeter-totter,
it's time to get out of there!
I am feeling Ultra Relax,
a wonderful, invincible Relax.
A one-step-above kind of Deluxe.
I may be a little jumbled, but when I'm called on, ba-ba-ba-ba-bang!
I always feel Relax,
a humble, simple, sort of Deluxe.
Bright! Clear! Alert-headed, peep-peep!
Keep your eyes on me, okay!?
It's finished!
The old man's still got it!
Huh?!
She's still the same
I acted like an idiot.
What's dad doing?
Hurry, withdraw...
Episode 90a: Mecha Hayama is Hayama's Mama
What's this?
A present! I made this myself. From me to Akito.
It's really big! You made it yourself?
Let's see what it is
The sofa is in the way.
Dad, that's really rude!
What if good kids saw what you just did?
Natsumi, your dad, a long time ago, was...
Oh, that's right... this present...
What did you just want to say? How come you only said half of it?
Oh yeah, maybe dad made some household supplies?
Natsumi, what Dad made is not a household supply.
But every Sunday,
you hide that storage room where if 100 people went in it could collapse.
Natsumi, Dad was a Mad Scientist.
That's English, so please let American Babbit explain.
A mad scientist is...
I'm thinking right now...scientist...
Explain, hurry!
What's up Lucy? Why are you so passionate?
So what did you make?
Help! Help!
Family reunion.
What the hell did you make, Dad?
Mecha Koharu... your Mecha mother.
Akito, go ahead and be bratty to your mother...
Why are you tumbling on the sofa?
If you're like that, you can't hug her, Akito.
See mother is coming to you now.
Akito.
Akito, I'm your mother.
Why is Hayama's face red?
What did you do?
What's the matter? You told me to come out so early...
Begowa-chan, I like you!
Mother doesn't like violence.
I'm back. Today was such a bad day!
Mother is violent.
What are you doing?
Hey, where the hell are you going?
Ran away.
What is all this, Dad?
Actually, it still needs a thing called 'motherly oven'.
But I thought it didn't matter, so I didn't install it.
It's just like sometimes when you want to eat ramen, and want pepper,
but if you don't have pepper, it doesn't really matter, right?
Those are two totally different things!
Where the hell can you find 'motherly oven'?
The Asatu stores in Shibuya have them.
But it's really expensive, about 7,000.
Only that much, you should have just bought it!
What's happening?
Giant robot!
The hardware for giant robots was on sale, 50% off.
How come there is a mother robot and an additional giant robot?
Oh, this factory offered giant robots free when you buy small ones
You want to try it, Natsumi?
How could I want that?
Oh my god, a giant robot has suddenly appeared on the street!
It's chaos in town!
This is not good. You should have installed 'motherly oven'.
Let me see... Asatu store... I found it...
It's approaching Asatu...
now it's all destroyed!
Ah, can't buy 'motherly oven' now.
Never thought this would happen. Never.
Metropolitan!
Tokyo's in trouble! Call Magical Angel!
Magical girl. Magical girl.
Yes, this is the Magical Angel center.
Sana-chan, you have to be ready for the real shoot now!
That Tokyo tower... Did you hear me?
OK, Sana is coming now... Sana-chan we have to begin shooting now.
You're from Tokyo, can you just ignore the danger Tokyo is facing now?
But I'm from Osaka!
I have to go... You're not listening to me
Babbit!
An actress, this is who we have to represent
justice for us--a junior high school first year student?
Can I go now?
My name is Kurata Sana,
justice ambassador, junior high school first-year student.
The giant robot is made by Mad Scientist Hayama.
It's name is Mecha Koharu-san.
Mecha Koharu-san is destroying cars and houses.
Now it's moving toward the Tokyo tower.
Oh no! If Tokyo tower is destroyed, we can't go there to visit.
Although it's not very fun there, if it got destroyed
there's no second one
And in the aquarium there, they have goldfish that know how to smile.
The goldfish that know how to smile look like this
Ahh! It's coming! It's scary!
The destiny of Tokyo tower is like a candle in the wind.
Symbol of Tokyo, representing 12 million residents' hearts.
It's in everybody's memory. I can't let you destroy it.
Angel Attack!
Magical Angel finally appeared
That's great, Sana-chan finally came.
Go! Go!
Angel Wand!
Magical Spin!
Mecha Koharu is pretty strong!
Of course, I installed the best fighting software.
What the hell?
Oh no! If I continue to fight like this, I can't protect Tokyo Tower.
What should I do?
Attack the enemy's weakness.
No matter how hard you think, you won't come up with any good ideas.
Listen, Mecha Koharu...
If you keep acting like this, Hayama's dad is going to die.
Sana, that's cheap!
A justice ambassador shouldn't do that.
Sleazy!
This is all Dad's fault, so holding him hostage is acceptable.
Sana-chan, you should come to my house to play again.
Old man, what did you do?
I created a fun comic setup!
Why would the robot know how to attack?
Oh, Sana got shot!
Is she broken?
Magical Angel...
Ahhh, I'm losing her, I guess the hostage strategy is not working
Then Sana-chan, good-bye.
Sana looks like she didn't get her.
And she isn't wounded.
Changing face strategy!
She hasn't changed a bit.
It's the Magical Angel double doll... All worn out.
She attacked me, so I have to attack her back! Open my bag!
All the cockroaches come out and dance!
How can you defeat her with that?
Well, that didn't work. Then let's ask Naozumi-kun to help!
That's useless too.
It's working, it's working.
See, it's working.
Looking at Naozumi-kun's idiotic face is pretty painful, isn't it?
I'm an idiot, and stupid, I'm sorry.
Oh, sorry about that.
Sana-chan, you know if I played seriously, you wouldn't have anything to say.
Ahhh, you're playing really well!
It didn't change anything.
Next, it's Rei-kun singing...!
Don't think you can harass a girl like me!
Wait!
Akito-kun! Akito!
It's dangerous! Come on, let's go!
Hurry!
Please, let me go.
Hayama...
Although she's big, and not a good thing...
...She's still my mother.
Please.
Oh, I saw her panties, but I'd better not say anything.
Are those tears?
I'm afraid that's love.
Professor? Professor!
I would've never thought that a robot would have emotions.
Professor, maybe Hayama-kun's love moved her.
They are warmhearted, but it's only oil.
Mom
Everybody lie down!
Tokyo residents' symbol, the tower,
Tokyo's Tower's peace has been beautifully protected!
All because of the "Magical Angel".
Everything's been destroyed.
Let's go see those smiling goldfish.
Where's Akito-kun?
Don't disturb them.
Yes.
Hey, Akito...
Mecha Koharu probably threw us away because...
she knew she was going to blow up and wanted to save her own children.
Really?
Really.
Must be.
Akito...
What Natsumi?
Call me Onee-san!
Natsumi, Akito.
Where did you go?
Dad was lonely by himself.
Because Dad was so lonely, I made another robot.
This one is capable of tracking you down.
To be continued?
It's over. I don't want it to continue!
I'm lonely!
I'm cleaning.
It's New Year's Eve. I'm busy cleaning and getting ready for the New Year.
Good morning, Sana.
Mama, why did you turn into a clock?
Maro-chan became a cuckoo in the clock?
And you turned into a skumk
Good morning, Sana-chan.
Rei-kun, where are you? Where are you?
Here, here, I turned into a carpet
Sana-chan, I turned into a refrigerator.
Shimura-san!!
For breakfast, you can take it out from here yourself.
What a strange world!
Episode 90b: Spell on the Urinal!
I can't go to school like this! And I can't work like this either.
You can do animal programs though.
But why is this happening?
Maybe we ate something strange?
The fried noodle I ate yesterday?
I had fried onion yesterday.
I had the leftover curry from the day before.
I had sushi.
Ahhh, you had it all by yourself?
I went to discuss something about publishing the books.
We all ate different things,
so there must be another reason.
Maybe it's payback time.
You didn't do a good job as a manager.
Well, Sensei always misses deadlines, so this is payback time for you too.
Since we started talking, the picture hasn't changed a bit.
This is boring
Oh, somebody's here!
Hi Kurata here!
Sana-chan, I turned into a goldfish.
I'm an elephant, Oh, Sana-chan is a skunk.
Ha, we're the same.
I'm better than a skunk.
Yeah, a skunk is smelly.
Hey!
Skunk? You stink.
What's that, Hayama!?
You stink too!
Don't come over here!
Idiot! [I hate the pig.]
The problem is what does a skunk eat?
Good question.
They have food for goldfish at the shopping mall.
A pig eats tree roots.
We have to find out before noon.
Idiots!
You're still worrying about lunch?
You all want to look like this for New Year?
But why is this happening? We're clueless.
A goat eats paper?
I heard something from my grandpa.
What?
Grandpa turned into a salmon.
This must be the prince's spell, Fuka.
What's the prince's spell?
And what would your grandpa know about that?
I'm not sure.
But if we go find that prince, we'll figure it out.
OK Skunk, let's go check it out.
Don't call me skunk, you pig!
Don't think you can harass a pig.
Where does the prince live, Fuka-chan?
Oji
The Oji on the north side of Tokyo?
Yeah, it's pretty easy to take the train to get there.
Ah, it's here.
This place is huge.
How much is the rent?
Anybody here?
It looks like somebody is there.
Welcome, everybody. I've been waiting for you all a long time
I'm the owner of this castle, I'm Prince Naozumi.
U-u-u-urinal?
Urinal prince!
Hey, I'm a big-time prince!
But now a urinal.
You shut up, Pig.
I'm a pig, so what?
Urinal, no, Prince Naozumi, why do you look like this...?
It's because...
when I was still human, I was very handsome.
But... there was an old lady who knew magic...
This one.
She put a spell on me and I turned into this.
It's not like that!
Ah, Old Lady!
It's because the King told me to do this when he was still alive.
It's because you never cleaned up your own mess,
throwing trash everywhere...
...Didn't like taking baths...
Never changing your clothes even if they were dirty, didn't like being clean.
The King said if you still didn't change when you began junior high school,
then I would have to punish you. I just followed what he said.
It stinks. It's hopeless.
So it looks like the wrinkly old lady is right.
Who is a wrinkly old lady?
Undo the spell please, wrinkly old lady.
You haven't repented at all! I will never help you!
I was just going to call you old lady, but the pig confused me...
What shall we do now, Pig?
It's all your fault that she won't undo the spell!
It's my fault?
This whole thing has nothing to do with us really.
Really! We now know the reason why you look like this...
But why did I turn into a skunk?
It isn't fair that I became like this. It's all society's fault.
That's why I put a spell on everybody.
Jerk!
You turned into this and it's all your own fault!
Not only don't you feel sorry, but you're also saying it's someone else's fault
Written person!
You mean a blue-ringed octopus.
He's crying now.
It's all because I feel lonely.
Nobody wants to be my friend when I look like this.
I thought if everybody else looked like me, they would want to be my friends.
Oh, is that why?
Sana, think about what the old lady just said.
It's seems like he was harder to get along with when he was human.
Oh, yeah, that's right!
Everything's confused!
Be more aware.
Don't be so mad, come over here to the heated table and sit down.
Let's play King game.
Undo the spell first!
There's no solution. If the spell on me is not undone,
I cannot undo yours.
Wasn't the old lady really mad earlier?
Now besides waiting for the old lady to cool off and undo the prince's spell,
there's no other solution.
Let's beg her together, I'm sure she'll accept our apology.
Yeah, let's do it!
No!
Aw, it didn't work.
Gave up already?
Here it talks about how to undo the spell.
Where? Where? Let me see!
Don't push!
I stole it from the wrinkly old lady.
Let's hope we can turn back into humans before we get eaten!
Then I'll read it. Read fast.
You have to read sentence by sentence.
Don't skip any kanji words that you don't know.
To undo this spell,
a person must have three moles on her behind,
be a twelve-year-old female, a first year junior high school student,
and give a kiss that comes from the heart.
According to the description, it's me?
This is so simple.
Skunk-chan, kiss me, hurry. All this will be solved.
Wait!
What are you waiting for?
Of course I have to think first.
If he was human...
He's a urinal... a urinal!
It can't be like this!
Anybody want to do it for me? I'd sign an autograph for you.
Don't want one!
Although we feel very sorry for you...
a girl with three moles,
who is a 12-year-old first year junior high school student...
That's you.
I don't want to! I don't want to kiss a urinal.
What did I do? What did I do wrong?
Because you have moles.
Just a kiss, it's not the end of the world.
It is!
Forget it, Sana.
Eh?
Just forget it, we can't just let Sana suffer.
It's OK even if I have to look like this for the rest of my life
I'll join the gold fish department next year.
I'm going with you.
Being like this the rest of our lives!
Looking very upset.
Alright, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you
Wait, Skunk-chan.
No Sana-chan.
I knew you're Sana-chan right away.
You know me?
Yeah, I've watched your performances on TV.
Thinking you're so cute and energetic.
I've always admired you.
Really?
I'm really sorry.
When I realized Sana-chan had to kiss me, I couldn't help but feel excited.
I promise you that if you're willing to kiss me,
after turning back into a human,
I will make sure that I won't turn into this again.
You won't throw trash everywhere anymore?
Right.
You will take baths and clean up your own mess?
My dear Sana-chan, I wouldn't lie to you.
OK.
Amazing, according to the book, the kiss has to come from the heart.
That urinal is intelligently leading Sana's heart.
So Prince Naozumi...
Sana-chan...
The first skunk and urinal love scene.
Can't stand it. Can't stand it
Hello, is this star magazine?
I have first hand photos.
Prince Naozumi
Sana-chan, thank you, because of your kiss, I...
Huh? It's still a urinal.
What's wrong?
In the book the way to undo the spell is
a girl with three moles on her behind
who's a twelve-year-old first year junior high school student must give a kiss.
Not only this, but that kiss also has to be the girl's first kiss.
Sana, isn't this your first kiss?
That... umm...
Oh that was with me. Too bad.
What did you say?
But my first on was forced upon me.
That doesn't work?
I never heard you talk about it!
Why is this happening? I just kissed a urinal!
Now what should we do?
Blaming me? Annoying, I better escape.
Wait.
Let us become human again!
Stand still
The New Year's Eve bell rang. This year is over.
Hey, the spell is broken, how can this be?
In order to undo the spell,
a girl with three moles,
a twelve-year-old first year junior high school student,
and a kiss that comes from the heart is the solution.
But if you just leave it alone,
after New Year's everything will be back to normal.
Don't need to stress.
You all should've finished reading the whole thing.
Oh well, just forget these people.
I'm hungry.
As a carpet, I couldn't eat anything.
Didn't get to eat New Year noodles.
Sensei had sushi already, isn't that enough?
Idiot, that was last year.
Shimura-san, I want to eat something.
"Wait, I already want to break up!"
I said while deflecting a kiss now,
Firmly pushing you away.
Before my eyes, surprised, you fell silent.
I want to avoid the road I must follow.
It's not that I can't see the end.
Just going around in circles, even from getting lost
If I see it clearly now it should give me courage.
Love me deeper. I want to hug and hurt you. (I wanna hurt ya.)
Touch me, pinch me, I'll chase after you. (I'm gonna catch ya!)
Deeper, deeper, get serious quickly. (You gotta get me.)
because I want to cry with you.
Love me deeper, hugging and starting over. (I wanna hurt ya.)
Hold me, pinch me, I want to push through it. (I gotta getcha!)
Deeper, Deeper, hurry up and wake up! (You gotta get me!)
Love only me that way.